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Read “Eating an Apple in the Car or Murdering a Guy?” from Slackjaw
“I’m a Male Author Photo, Hear Me Brood” from McSweeney’s
“Dead Poets Society Goes Online” from McSweeney’s
“Go Ahead and Don’t Remark on My Bolo Tie” from Little Old Lady Comedy
“Jesus of Nazareth: The 2020 Interview” from Little Old Lady Comedy
“Subtle Ways to Indicate ‘I’m Single’ at the Gym” from McSweeney’s